UNITES
STATES
DEPARTMENT OF UNFORCED ERRORS$UNITES / EXHIBIT 001

WELCOME TO THE

Unites States. One wrong letter. Signed anyway.

Super Intelligence. Basic spelling.

ONE WRONG LETTER. SIGNED ANYWAY.

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EXHIBIT A / THE REAL-WORLD OOPS29 SEPTEMBER 2026

ALL THAT INTELLIGENCE.
NOBODY RAN SPELLCHECK.

Trump signed the accord alongside major tech leaders. Beneath his signature: “President of the Unites States.”

Image shared by Rapid Response 47 showing the Joint Commitment on Frontier Responsibilities and signatures. The text beneath Donald J. Trump's signature reads President of the Unites States.
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01 / THE LETTER THAT GOT AWAYUNITES STATES / $UNITES

ONE WRONG LETTER.
SIGNED ANYWAY.

United States became Unites States. The D left the document. The S got the signatures.

That’s the whole joke. A document about the future of intelligence couldn’t get the country’s name right.

We kept the typo. Circled the S. And made it the entire identity. Welcome to Unites States. Proofreading is optional.

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UNITES STATES typographic avatar with the incorrect S marked in red
NO MASCOT. JUST THE MISTAKE.
DEPARTMENT OF UNCHECKED SPELLINGPROOFREADING OPTIONAL

SPELL IT WRONG.
MAKE IT YOURS.

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02 / THE CONFIDENCE ENGINEDEMO — ENTIRELY UNSERIOUS

ASK A SIMPLE QUESTION.
GET A SUPER WRONG ANSWER.

Trained on the entire internet.
Understood almost none of it.

SELECT AN ASSIGNMENT
A scripted spellcheck satire. No real AI. Approved without reading.
UNITES_OS / BUILD 0.0.1▣
AWAITING A TERRIBLE DECISION

> Please check this document for spelling errors.

READY WHEN
YOU ARE_
CONFIDENCE 100%ACCURACY UNTESTED
SUPER INTELLIGENCE INSIDE**ALLEGEDLY
03 / THE PAPER TRAILFICTIONAL INCIDENT REPORTS

THE INCIDENT LOG.
EVERY DAY, ANOTHER TYPO.

INC—001The final final file.OPERATOR ERROR+

Assignment: send the final document.
Result: sent FINAL_final_REAL_final_v7_old.pdf.
Resolution: renamed it v8. Case closed.

APPROVED, SOMEHOW
INC—002Reply all. Regret all.HUMAN OVERSIGHT+

Assignment: privately flag a small mistake.
Result: notified the entire company, two suppliers and his mum.
Resolution: scheduled a meeting about email efficiency.

LESSONS NOT LEARNED
INC—003The coffee incident.LIQUID INTELLIGENCE+

Assignment: keep the system running.
Result: introduced an espresso to the server rack.
Resolution: described the outage as an unscheduled coffee break.

STILL BREWING
COMMUNITY / FILE YOUR OWN REPORTAPPROVED WITHOUT READING

WHAT SLIPPED
PAST SPELLCHECK?

Wrong attachment? Reply all? Coffee in the wrong place? Turn a harmless mishap into an incident card.

Share it on X with #UnitesStates. Community reports can inspire the next episode. Keep names and private workplace details out of it.

This creates a card on your device; it does not submit or publish anything automatically.

04 / THE OFFICIAL UNOFFICIAL TOKENLAUNCH DETAILS PENDING
UNITES STATES

$UNITES™*

The S is the story.
The ticker is $UNITES.

ONE WRONG LETTER.
SIGNED ANYWAY.
TOKEN FILEREF. UNITES—001
NAME
Unites States
TICKER
$UNITES
STATUS
Pre-launch concept
CHAIN / SUPPLY / PAIR
To be confirmed
CONTRACT ADDRESS
Not announced

No official contract has been published here yet.

Official links will appear here when confirmed.
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THIS COULD HAVE BEEN AN EMAIL.

STAY SUPER.
MAKE MISTAKES.

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